- Is an unmotivated Wal-mart employee.
- Has been drooling over a GP2X since just after the preorder deadline, and still hasn't earned the money to actually buy one. Stupid taxes.
- Will at some point in time use his 3 free hours per week to do something interesting with the GP2X when he earns enough money for one & an SD card. This will probably be helping with DJWillis' ScummVM port or possibly a SNES emu, after re-learning C/C++.
- Is responsible for re-writing several pages with more proper grammar.